Thanks to your inspiration I'm submitting an on-line audition to AGT. Any tips?

I've got three pages of typewritten material, how do I condense it to 90 seconds? Any tips from you, the diva master? Also, can I talk about SEX in my audition, or is that a "no no?" I'm 75 so I'm in the "cougar club" like you! Love, love, love, MADGE.

Madge, put all my jokes and stories on index cards to sort through them easily. Lay them out and look at different combinations. Use the jokes that are the funniest to you! In terms of sex, you can go there, but remember lots of little kids watch the show so you want to show them courtesy. Good luck, give it all you’ve got!